Oh, the old dog and pony show — Bode’s childhood at the Alton School for the Remarkably Giftless. Cue the voilins! How many times is he going to pin his stupidity on his 4th grade teacher? (Who by the way, I hear, went on to become a prize-winning Medical Transcriptionist, competing on both county and state levels. What awards have YOU won, Bode? Huh?)